Birdie?

I planted bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.

Synonym?

What is another word for thesaurus?

Electrician and a Plumber?

An electrician was the father of a plumber’s son. How could this be possible?

Answer: The electrician and plumber were married.

Rat Fink

Teacher: “Steven, do you know who broke the sound barrier?

Steven: “Yes, but you know I don’t tell on others.”